"I da Toddler, gotta love me!"

Happy Mothers Day sweetie, you make some seriously good-looking babies, baby! All us carbon-based, knuckle-dragging, toilet-seat up-leaving, underwear onna floor-leaving, dinner-scarfin, non dish-washing troglodyte trolls here under the bridge just wanted to say thank you for all that you are. We REALLY appreciate that you haven't killed us and sold our pelts so you could buy those thigh-high leather boots you've been peeping.

WE LUFF YOU!!

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